Funny & Sarcastic Gifts

Looking for a gift with a little more personality? Our Funny & Sarcastic Gifts collection is packed with clever sayings, witty designs, and just the right amount of attitude. Whether you're shopping for friends, family, coworkers—or yourself—find gifts made to get a laugh, start a conversation, and say what everyone else is thinking.
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  • Married — I Found My Forever Designated Driver Crewneck Sweatshirt — Peachy, S | The ClawMark Store

    Married — I Found My Forever Designated Driver Crewneck Sweatshirt

    Married — I Found My Forever Designated Driver Crewneck Sweatshirt
    $44.95
  • "Marriage: When Dating Goes Too Far" Framed Poster — Black, 16″ x 16″ | The ClawMark Store

    "Marriage: When Dating Goes Too Far" Framed Poster

    "Marriage: When Dating Goes Too Far" Framed Poster
    $39.95
  • Marriage Pillow — "Two People, One Thermostat" Decorative Throw Pillow — 14" × 14" | The ClawMark Store

    Marriage Pillow — “Two People, One Thermostat” Decorative Throw Pillow

    Marriage Pillow — “Two People, One Thermostat” Decorative Throw Pillow
    $19.95
  • Marriage: Two People, One Thermostat — Sweatshirt — Espresso, S | The ClawMark Store

    Marriage: Two People, One Thermostat — Sweatshirt

    Marriage: Two People, One Thermostat — Sweatshirt
    $44.95
  • "Marriage: Finding That Special Someone You Want to Annoy Forever" Poster — Black, 11" x 14" | The ClawMark Store

    "Marriage: Finding That Special Someone You Want to Annoy Forever" Poster

    "Marriage: Finding That Special Someone You Want to Annoy Forever" Poster
    $39.95
  • Finding That Special Someone You Want to Annoy Forever Sweatshirt — White, S | The ClawMark Store

    Finding That Special Someone You Want to Annoy Forever Sweatshirt

    Finding That Special Someone You Want to Annoy Forever Sweatshirt
    $44.95
  • "Marriage: Because Your Bad Decisions Need a Witness" Framed Poster — Black, 11" x 14" | The ClawMark Store

    "Marriage: Because Your Bad Decisions Need a Witness" Framed Poster

    "Marriage: Because Your Bad Decisions Need a Witness" Framed Poster
    $39.95
  • Marriage Because Your Bad Decisions Need a Witness Sweatshirt — Ivory, S | The ClawMark Store

    Marriage Because Your Bad Decisions Need a Witness Sweatshirt

    Marriage Because Your Bad Decisions Need a Witness Sweatshirt
    $44.95
  • "Love is Blind, Marriage is an Eye-Opener" Cocktail Glass (16oz) — 16oz | The ClawMark Store

    "Love is Blind, Marriage is an Eye-Opener" Cocktail Glass (16oz)

    "Love is Blind, Marriage is an Eye-Opener" Cocktail Glass (16oz)
    $19.95
  • "Love is Blind, Marriage is an Eye-Opener" Sweatshirt

    "Love is Blind, Marriage is an Eye-Opener" Sweatshirt

    "Love is Blind, Marriage is an Eye-Opener" Sweatshirt
    $44.95
  • "I'm One Bad Decision Away From a Great Story" Motorcycle Mug — Black, 11oz | The ClawMark Store

    "I’m One Bad Decision Away From a Great Story" Motorcycle Mug

    "I’m One Bad Decision Away From a Great Story" Motorcycle Mug
    $14.95
  • "I'm One Bad Decision Away From A Great Story" Motorcycle Poster — Black, 16″ x 16″ | The ClawMark Store

    "I'm One Bad Decision Away From A Great Story" Motorcycle Poster

    "I'm One Bad Decision Away From A Great Story" Motorcycle Poster
    $39.95
  • "I'm Not Lazy" Energy-Saving Framed Poster — Black, 11" x 14" | The ClawMark Store

    "I'm Not Lazy" Energy-Saving Framed Poster

    "I'm Not Lazy" Energy-Saving Framed Poster
    $39.95
  • "If We Can Send ONE Man to the Moon, Why Can't We Send Them All!" Poster — Black, 11" x 14" | The ClawMark Store

    "If We Can Send ONE Man to the Moon, Why Can't We Send Them All!" Poster

    "If We Can Send ONE Man to the Moon, Why Can't We Send Them All!" Poster
    $39.95
  • "If we can send one man to the moon why can't we send them all" Sweatshirt — Ivory, S | The ClawMark Store

    "If we can send one man to the moon why can't we send them all" Sweatshirt

    "If we can send one man to the moon why can't we send them all" Sweatshirt
    $44.95
  • "I'm Not Single, I'm Between Mistakes" Sweatshirt — S, White | The ClawMark Store

    "I'm Not Single, I'm Between Mistakes" Sweatshirt

    "I'm Not Single, I'm Between Mistakes" Sweatshirt
    $39.95
  • "I'm Not Shopping, I'm Stimulating the Economy" Mouse Pad — 9.5" × 8" | The ClawMark Store

    "I’m Not Shopping, I’m Stimulating the Economy" Mouse Pad

    "I’m Not Shopping, I’m Stimulating the Economy" Mouse Pad
    $14.95
  • I'm Not Shopping, I'm Stimulating the Economy — T-Shirt — S, Natural | The ClawMark Store

    I'm Not Shopping, I'm Stimulating the Economy — T-Shirt

    I'm Not Shopping, I'm Stimulating the Economy — T-Shirt
    $24.95
  • "I'm Looking For Someone Who Understands 'Where Do You Want to Eat?'" Poster — Black, 11" x 14" | The ClawMark Store

    "I’m Looking For Someone Who Understands 'Where Do You Want to Eat?'" Poster

    "I’m Looking For Someone Who Understands 'Where Do You Want to Eat?'" Poster
    $39.95
  • "I'm Not Shopping, I'm Stimulating the Economy" Gift Bag — 10'' x 13", White, Paper | The ClawMark Store

    "I’m Not Shopping, I’m Stimulating the Economy" Gift Bag

    "I’m Not Shopping, I’m Stimulating the Economy" Gift Bag
    $10.99
  • "I'm Looking for Someone Who Understands 'Where Do You Want to Eat?'" Sweatshirt — S, Sand | The ClawMark Store

    "I'm Looking for Someone Who Understands 'Where Do You Want to Eat?'" Sweatshirt

    "I'm Looking for Someone Who Understands 'Where Do You Want to Eat?'" Sweatshirt
    $39.95
  • I Said Yes: He Has No Idea What He's Getting Into — Sweatshirt — S, Sand | The ClawMark Store

    I Said Yes: He Has No Idea What He's Getting Into — Sweatshirt

    I Said Yes: He Has No Idea What He's Getting Into — Sweatshirt
    $39.95
  • I Panicked and Bought This T-Shirt — Funny Shopping Spree Graphic Tee — S, Light Blue | The ClawMark Store

    I Panicked and Bought This T-Shirt — Funny Shopping Spree Graphic Tee

    I Panicked and Bought This T-Shirt — Funny Shopping Spree Graphic Tee
    $24.95
  • "I Panicked and Bought This" Holiday Sweatshirt — S, Sand | The ClawMark Store

    "I Panicked and Bought This" Holiday Sweatshirt

    "I Panicked and Bought This" Holiday Sweatshirt
    $39.95