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Soft, cozy, and a little cheeky — this crewneck feels like the calm after a long week. The front artwork captures a warm, lit patio scene with the phrase "I'm outdoorsy... I drink on patios" making it a low-key conversation starter for evenings at neighborhood bars, backyard get-togethers, or casual city strolls.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and strength
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a cleaner fit
- OEKO-TEX dyes, ethically grown US cotton, and safety/compliance tested
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean
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