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A soft, roomy hooded sweatshirt that speaks with quiet humor and heart. This mid-weight hoodie wraps you in cozy warmth while the vintage-style chest print—"WANTED: Meaningful Overnight Relationship"—adds a playful, slightly ironic note that feels personal, not loud. The kangaroo pocket and double-lined hood invite slow mornings, late-night talks, and coffee-fueled days. Wear it around friends, on relaxed dates, or when you need a comfortable layer that says you value connection and good company.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz) for soft warmth and durability
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing fit
- Color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood for durability and style
- Kangaroo pouch pocket and classic fit with tear-away label for comfort
- DTF/DTG print methods with optional embroidery placements for quality decoration
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
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