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A soft, cozy crew sweatshirt with a playful, hand-drawn duck illustration and lighthearted lettering that reads “My Duck Is Not in a Row.” It feels like slipping into a warm kitchen on a slow morning—gentle, a little silly, and totally relatable. The artwork sits on the front chest in bright, sunny colors that pop against the neutral fabric, giving the piece a cheerful, lived-in vibe. Wear it when you need something comfortable that also makes people smile: for relaxed weekends, casual errands, or quiet evenings with friends. The clean crew neckline and classic cut keep the look simple so the design can do the talking. Quality stitching, a tear-away label, and soft cotton-blend fabric make this sweatshirt both wearable and dependable season after season.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-polyester medium-heavy (8 oz/yd²) fabric for warmth and longevity
- Embroidered decoration options (left, center, large center chest; right + left wrists)
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for cleaner drape and less waste
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching at stress points for shape retention and durability
- DTF inner neck labels, OEKO-TEX® certified dyes, and ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
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