"Reality Called, I Hung Up" Sweatshirt

Slip into a soft, lived-in vibe that quietly says you’d rather be anywhere else. This crewneck pairs vintage charm with a wink — a retro rotary phone illustration and the line “Reality called — I hung up” sit centered on a clean white sweatshirt. It feels like a warm pause on a busy day: cozy fabric that holds its shape, subtle retro humor, and enough structure to wear out and about or curl up with your favorite book. Wear it when you want to unplug, bring a smile to a friend on a chilly morning, or add a relaxed touch to a weekend coffee run.

Product features

- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for balanced warmth and durability

- Embroidered placement options: left chest, center chest, large center chest, and both wrists

- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed knit collar to maintain shape and reduce fabric waste

- Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs for long-lasting construction

- DTF inner neck labels and OEKO-TEX® certified dyes; ethically grown US cotton (Gildan 18000)

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Do not dry clean

- Do not iron

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