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Growing Up Is a Scam — T-Shirt
Light Blue / S
$24.95
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Growing Up Is a Scam — T-Shirt
$24.95
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This tee carries a wink-and-nod attitude for anyone who’s tired of adulting gloss and ready to state it plainly. The vintage-inspired, banner-style graphic reads “Growing up is a scam” in warm, muted tones that feel lived-in and slightly nostalgic. Wear it with worn jeans, a favorite jacket, and an eye-roll that says you’re fluent in irony and sincerity at once.
Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for durable, breathable comfort
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to hold shape and prevent stretching
- DTG for main graphic for crisp, detailed artwork
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; tear-away label and ethical US cotton sourcing
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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