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I Need A Six-Month Vacation - Twice a Year — T-Shirt
Charcoal / S
$24.95
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I Need A Six-Month Vacation - Twice a Year — T-Shirt
$24.95
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This soft, sturdy tee carries a wry, travel-hungry message right across the chest: a vintage-style headline reads “I need a six-month vacation — twice a year.” It sits on a comfortable classic-fit shirt with a crew neckline and tear-away label, so nothing scratches your neck while you laugh at the joke. The fabric has a substantial, smooth hand that prints crisply, and the tubular knit body plus taped shoulders keep the silhouette clean and long-lived. Wear it on long drives, at airport layovers, or lounging at home while you plan the next escape.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for durability and comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and shoulder tape for a neat, stable fit
- Ribbed, seamless collar and tear-away label for long-lasting shape and itch-free wear
- Dual printing methods (DTF for sleeves/inner neck, DTG for main design) for crisp, detailed print
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for safety and quality
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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