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Soft, roomy, and a little cheeky — this crewneck carries a playful, hand-drawn design that reads “January is my free trial month.” It sits on a medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly sweatshirt that keeps its shape and warms without bulk. The art is bright, detailed, and printed with DTG for crisp color; optional embroidered accents are available on the chest or wrists for a textured, premium touch. Tubular knit construction and ribbed collar give a smooth silhouette, while double-needle stitching and OEKO-TEX® certified dyes mean this piece wears well and washes clean. Throw it on for slow mornings, post-holiday hibernation, or low-key outings when you want cozy, relatable style with a wink.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- DTG print for vibrant, detailed artwork; optional embroidery on chest or wrists
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with ribbed collar and double-needle stitching for structure and longevity
- Gray tear-away label and DTF-printed inner neck/wrist prints for comfort and clean branding
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton; meets safety and compliance standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean
- Do not iron
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