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A sarcastic holiday framed poster that brings playful sarcasm to seasonal decor. The illustration shows a mischievous cat in a Santa hat lounging in a box labeled “unlucky delivery,” surrounded by wrapped presents and a sign that reads “Merry Whatever — Here’s Your Stuff.” Clean white matte paper and a protective acrylic cover keep the bright reds and greens crisp. Lightweight frame options in black, white, or walnut let this print hang easily in entryways, kitchens, or above a cozy reading nook. It fits into homes that favor whimsical, slightly irreverent holiday styling — the kind of space that welcomes laughter over formality and enjoys holiday decor with personality.
Product features
- Museum-grade matte paper (189–200 g/m²) for archival color and minimal yellowing
- Protective acrylic cover shields the print from dust and light
- Frame options: MDF, kiln-dried pine, or lightweight Ayous wood in black, white, or walnut
- Built-in hanging hardware (or included separately) for straightforward installation
- Sustainably sourced materials with kiln-dried pine and responsibly harvested Ayous wood
Care instructions
- If the poster does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth. To remove spots or smudges from acrylic or glass, we recommend applying glass cleaner to a clean, soft, dry cloth or paper towel and then to the surface so that the cleaner does not settle on the frame, then buff the surface dry to remove any streaks.
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