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Celebrate the last night of the year with a cozy, laugh-out-loud sweatshirt that reads like a party memory you can wear. This midweight crew carries a bold, festive graphic—bright fireworks, glittering streamers, and cheeky lettering—that announces “New Year’s Eve: The World’s Latest Happy Hour.” Slip it on for casual countdowns, porch-to-party hangs, or slow mornings the day after. The fit is relaxed and familiar, with a soft, pill-resistant finish and ribbed collar that holds shape after repeated wears. Embroidery options add a textured, artisan touch to the chest or wrists for a subtle upgrade. It’s the kind of layer that sparks conversation, keeps you warm through brisk midnight toasts, and feels like a small celebration every time you reach for it.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Tubular, side-seam-free knit for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for long-lasting shape and strength
- Embroidery available on left/center/large center chest and both wrists
- DTF inner neck labels and OEKO-TEX® certified dyes; ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean
- Do not iron
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