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This comfy crewneck brings a wink and a warm hug to anyone who thinks a little too much. A bold, playful graphic — a knotted brain bannered with “Professional Overthinker” — sits on a soft, medium-heavy sweatshirt that wears like a reliable friend. The roomy, classic cut and ribbed collar keep it cozy on slow mornings, late-night planning sessions, or casual meetups where honesty (and humor) is appreciated. Thoughtful details like double-needle stitching, tear-away neck label, and ethically sourced cotton mean it’s built to last and feels easy against the skin. Wear it when you’re journaling, pacing, or laughing at your own thoughts; it speaks your language without trying too hard.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend for cozy warmth and durability (8.0 oz/yd²).
- Embroidery available at left/center/large chest and both wrists; DTG/DTF labeling for crisp prints.
- Tubular knit without side seams and ribbed knit collar to retain shape and reduce waste.
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs for long-lasting wear.
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton; meets safety and chemical compliance standards.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean
- Do not iron
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