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This cozy crewneck brings a wink and a laugh to your everyday wardrobe. Soft, medium-heavy fabric and a clean classic fit create an easy layer for lazy mornings, coffee runs, or low-key nights with friends. The playful front artwork — bright lettering, a little red flag motif, and a cheeky smiley — reads like a knowing inside joke for anyone who's survived modern dating. Wear it while swapping stories with roommates, scrolling through dating apps, or nursing a takeout after a long day. It settles into your rotation like a reliable friend: warm, comfortable, and just sarcastic enough to start a conversation.
Product features
- Mid-weight 50/50 cotton-poly fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth without bulk
- Durable double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- Embroiderable placements: left chest, center chest, large center chest, and both wrists
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed knit collar to retain shape and reduce waste
- Ethically grown US cotton, OEKO-TEX® certified dyes, with DTF inner neck labels
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean
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