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This lightweight cotton tee carries a cheeky, cozy vibe: bold retro lettering and playful heart graphics announce “Dating: Because Apparently My TV Isn’t A Relationship,” making it a fun statement for weekend lounging or casual meet-ups. The soft, smooth fabric sits comfortably against the skin and the classic crew cut keeps the look relaxed and versatile. Wear it for movie nights on the couch, low-key coffee dates, or to spark smiles at friend hangouts—this shirt reads like a wink to anyone who prefers popcorn over pressure. The design balances witty charm with soft details (hearts, banner and cinematic icons) so it feels personal, not loud.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (153 g/m²).
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing construction.
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching.
- DTG/DTF printing where specified—vivid prints on body and sleeves with printed inner neck label.
- OEKO-TEX STANDARD 100 certified for safety and quality.
Care instructions
- Do not dry clean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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