"Marriage: Because Your Bad Decisions Need a Witness" T-Shirt

This lightweight cotton tee carries a cheeky, hand-lettered design that celebrates the messy, hilarious side of commitments and friendships. Bold script, playful hearts and a ring-and-wine-glass motif make the message pop while soft, breathable fabric keeps it comfortable from rehearsal brunch to the living-room hangout. The clean crew neckline and classic fit let the artwork take center stage while the durable knit and reinforced shoulder tape hold up through repeated wears and washes. It’s the kind of shirt that sparks laughter and starts stories — for long evenings, casual gatherings, or the candid moments between vows and toasts.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd²) — soft and breathable

- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish

- Ribbed, elastic crew neckline with shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching

- DTG/DTF printed graphics: vibrant sleeve and neck label printing with durable finish

- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for safety and quality

Care instructions

- Do not dry clean

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

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