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Celebrate the moment with a casual tee that actually tells the story. This soft, lightweight shirt carries a playful, hand-lettered design—rings, hearts, and a bold banner—that reads “Officially Off the Market” with a cheeky “No Refunds” nod beneath. Wear it to rehearsal dinners, engagement parties, or the relaxed days after the proposal. It sits loose and comfortable, layers easily under a jacket, and becomes the go-to piece when you want to announce life changes with a wink. The graphic reads like a confident declaration from someone who’s excited, amused, and ready for the next chapter.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (Gildan 64000)
- Durable, smooth print-ready fabric with tubular knit (no side seams)
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to preserve shape and fit
- Pearlized tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified
- DTF sleeve and inner neck prints available; ethically sourced cotton
Care instructions
- Do not dry clean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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