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This lightweight cotton tee carries a cheeky Thanksgiving vibe: a relaxed, slightly worn-in crew neck with a colorful print of a relieved character sprawled among autumn leaves and the bold line “I Survived Another Family Thanksgiving.” Soft against skin, it moves easily through a long day of kitchens, conversations, and couch recovery. Wear it when you want to wink at the chaos of holiday gatherings—it reads like a private joke shared with anyone who’s endured extended family drama. The humor is loud but warm, and the breathable fabric keeps you comfortable from pre-dinner prep through the after-dinner nap.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd²) for breathable everyday wear
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Durable, high-quality prints (DTG for main print; DTF used on sleeves/inner neck when applicable)
- Certified safe and ethically produced: OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100, EU 2-year warranty, compliant with safety standards
Care instructions
- Do not dry clean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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